“i wanna start a tab”. Is there a worse decision you can make while drinking? Unless you hang out with lightweights, the tab can end up being a costly endeavor. Couple in drunk friends, rounds of shots, and drunk girls, and an Irish goodbye or two, and you are left with footing an expensive bill. Makes me not even want to drink anymore. Or better yet, makes me want to stop hanging out with douchebags.

I salute you (not in the 6 to midnight sorta way). By coming to the gym in ridiculously skimpy attire, you not only provide eye candy…but you provide hope and inspiration. Inspiration to any guy who needs to see what bulging biceps will pull him in the club this weekend. Inspiration to the girl in less than stellar shape, that’s wants her ass and abs to look like “that” girls does. And most of all, hope to the guy who masturbates to girls of your caliber online that yes, girls this hot do exist outside of the Internet. Here’s to you, hot gym girl in skimpy clothing!

So I have come to the realization that men in relationships are the biggest creepers. How is that you say? Because they don’t have to hide their creeping since they don’t actually care what the girl thinks. Unlike the single man that cares enough to leave open the opportunity to sleep with you. So just think ladies, the next time a man eye fucks you with reckless abandon, remember that all the good ones are taken.